One of the worst first periods in franchise history, followed by a second period that was disastrous--how was that possible? At first we were playing a finesse game with lots of gorgeous setup plays and a couple Bobby Ryan-as-figure-skater turns. The Sharks had something different in mind: grinding their way to a win. With a few minutes to go in the middle frame, we had only seven shots on goal, total, up to that point.
It was newbie city out there, and at times it seemed more like pee-wee skate night than big league hockey. Joffrey Loophole missed a few critical passes, so the cruel new nickname might just stick for a while.
Artyukhin, at 6’5’’--a lumbering presence--wasn’t really productive around the net. Koivu is still finding his sea legs (Selanne, who is almost Gretzky-great behind the net, fed him a perfect pass on the doorstep and he couldn’t stuff it in).
Nice surprise to see that Sbisa has a few moves. But he’s also Pinocchio skinny, and those mean ol’ Sharks pushed him around like Geppetto’s puppet.
No excuses for Corey Perry, who just seemed to be having a crappy night--losing his temper left and right, and getting in fights, with Getzy coming to his rescue only to find himself behind the gate for his loyalty.
And btw, how the hell did rookie Benn Ferriero score his first-ever NHL goal, and with Hiller in net? Ugh!
It felt like there was something in the air. First-game jitters? Freshman fear? Or maybe the older guys--you know, the ones who keep us guessing about whether or not they’re gonna play every season--go through this painful startup period because they forget how hard the game really is, especially when you’re in your 30s. Scotty Niedermeyer sure has his work cut out for him. And poor Selanne, who got a star in this game, had that hangdog look towards the end--the one that says, “Not another losing streak to start the season!” He probably muttered the Finnish word for déjà vu all the way home.
It sucks really hard to lose on opening night. (At home.) (In front of a sold-out crowd.) But here’s the thing: it’s our first game, which we also lost to the Sharks last season. In the end though … oh, remember the sweet end of playoff round #1 in April? When we pulled it together to yank San Jose out of the playoffs? Like Randy says: You can think about the game for 10 minutes, then it’s on to the next one. “Next” begins with a roadtrip tomorrow at Minnesota Wild (6 p.m.) followed by games on Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday before returning home to meet the Wild again on Oct. 14.
Highlights:-Ryan Whitney's stellar goal that shot straight past Nabokov for our only point of the game (assist by Getzy). We jump up and down yelling and screaming!
-Earning a power play even after Brown is stuck with 5 min. in the Sin Bin and Brookbank (we were shocked, too!) earned himself a 10 min. misconduct.
-Parros shouting what looked like "Get the f$^% outta here!" at Douglas Murray, who got slapped with a game misconduct after jumping into a big brawl that began with Dan Boyle pummeling Todd Marchant.
Opening night X factors:-The absence of Chris Pronger. Many grumbled that Prongosaurus Rex was overpaid, underperforming, and whiney about not being captain; he seemed to come alive only in the post-season. But with him and Frankie Beauchemin out of the line-up, suddenly our defense looks as solid as Cinnabon dough.
-The presence of pixie figure skater and O.C. resident Sasha Cohen. She was everywhere, hosting the trivia contest and other bits. She did everything but sing the national anthem. Could she be dating one of the Webbed Ones? If so, she smells like the next Jessica Simpson. Dump her fast! Don’t say you’re too busy—a tweet or a text will do. You don’t need this kind of distraction. She knows what it takes to be a champion, and believe us, she’ll understand.
-The healthy scratch of Nick Boynton. He’s got some size and we really needed more muscle out there. Show of hands: Who remembers all the game misconducts?? Let’s see what he’s got next game, Randy!
-We didn’t hear The Offspring’s “You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid.” It’s practically Hiller’s personal anthem, and can apply to half the team. Play it! Plus, the band is from Huntington Beach. Let’s get some true hometown support in the house.
Unimportant observations:-The Hot Spot outside the Honda Center was kinda cool, if you have kids.
-Jack Daniels was bumpin’, pre-game club-level sammies rocked, and warm-ups at ice level were exhilarating.
-The Ducks logo looked sharp on the ice!
-Though the little ducks that came flying out with Wild Wing to welcome the players were cute, the opening show coulda been better. How ‘bout a dropping-down-from-the-rafters entrance? (Too workers’ comp-y?)
-Muse’s “Uprising” was a fantastic song to set the team intro to. Check out (eventually totally applicable) lyrics
here, and music video
here .
-Rose’s hot chocolate was subpar. Last season, it was amazing. Opening night, tasted like powder in lukewarm water. And no whip on the side. Plus …
-Anne’s nachos and margaritas were forgotten through most of the second period. We had to go looking for them. Beginner bumps in the road? Seemed like the night’s theme all around. (Hey, when you’ve experienced perfection—both on ice and off—it’s hard to accept any less.)
-Power Player uniforms got a little redesign this season (much to the delight of Rose’s bro-in-law and many other attendees, we’re sure).
-The Kiss Cam was cute, for the most part—the nipple-baring fan was more hilarious than adorable.
-Looks like no coupon-farting Togo’s blimp this season. If we had caught some deals in 08-09, we woulda given them more business!
--AV and Rose
Next post we continue our Meet The Team peek with a look at Nicky.